Monday, December 12, 2011
If you're like me and have no interest in being a screenwriter, it's a hilarious inside look at how the movie business works. They explain why almost every studio movie sucks donkey balls (yes, there is actually a chapter called that) and dish on everything from having lunch with Jackie Chan to their own true personal Hollywood horror stories. There's also a handy glossary at the back that explains what all those strange credits at the end of the movie mean.
Be careful where you read this one though. I think the cover scared the nice Korean waiter at my favourite lunch spot. I think he thought it was porn.
Monday, June 27, 2011
... I've been reading crap.
Mind-numbing, stupefacting, brain cell rotting garbage. And I've been quite enjoying myself.
This whole 'not-working-but-instead-doing-whatever-the-heck-I-feel-like' thing has not been as easy as it sounds. There is of course some loneliness as I'm reminded how hard it is to find like-minded library geeks to hang out with... when you're not working in a library. Boredom is also a problem. I've had a lot on my mind as I contemplated what the heck to to with my life. Crappy garbage books have been the perfect fix for me while I juggled heavier thoughts.
I guess you could argue that there is no such thing as a 'garbage-book' Paige, but you and I both know that not all books are created equal *cough Twilight sux cough*. So I'll outline some of the better fluff I've been diverting myself with.
V.I. Warshawski Series by Sara Paretsky
I stumbled upon this series when I was looking for J.D. Robb readalikes. I LOVE the In Death series more than any other trashy read because as you read them, the characters become like friends. Everyone falls in love with the billionaire Roarke, (what's not to love- he's gorgeous, rich and has an Irish accent!) and the series takes place about 50 years in the future which is also neat. ANYWAYS, since I'm not actually talking about this series, I digress.
V.I. Warshawski was born in raised in South Chicago, where the books take place. She's a public defender turned private investigator who runs her own (most of the time) one-woman operation, always struggling to make ends meet. Most of these books involve human rights issues, which makes for an interesting twist to your typical hardboiled detective novels. Bottom line, I enjoyed them.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 8.
Paige, I'm laying my secrets bare for you this week. My name is Quill, and I'm a closet Scooby. When Sean left for Baltimore, and I was home alone with no company or cable, I finally broke down and tried watching Buffy. Let me tell you- I mainlined the whole series in just 2 months. When I was finished with Buffy, I moved on to Angel (a spin-off series) and I was soon out of Smack. I tried detoxing on these graphic novels which stand in as the Season 8 that never happened. If you call 'detoxing' sitting up reading until 2am, waking your husband with frequent gasps of shock and surprise.
The artwork is fantastic, and while I admit the storyline seems to be geared towards a different target audience (namely horny man-children with absolutely no hope of ever having a real experience with a woman), they were pretty gripping, and I look forward to reading more.
Jamie's 30 Minute Meals
Can I tell you about a cookbook? We didn't exactly set very strict ground rules, so I'm going to go with it. Mostly because I've spent more time with this book that with any other book of any kind lately. I bought it from Book Depository in the UK when it first came out, but it looks like it might be printed as 'Meals in Minutes' here in North America (probably due to Rachel Rae's barftastic books of the same title).
This book and the accompanying series not only gives you great recipes, but teaches you how to 'Get your head on' to pump out an amazing meal- and I'm talking main dish, a couple sides, condiments and sometimes even a dessert, in 30 minutes. Okay, maybe 45 minutes the first few times you try it on. I love that there are a good number of vegetarian recipes and lots of fish too. I use this book about twice a week, and we haven't had a bad meal yet. Sean's favourite is the Summer Veg Lasagna (made with asparagus, peas, beans and cottage cheese) with tuscan tomato salad and mango frozen yogurt. All of the recipes are made with simple ingredients (no last minute scouring of the supermarket for things you can't pronounce), and can be made by just about anyone (though the videos help).
We liked the series so much that we invented a drinking game to go along with it! Here's a few of the rules;
- If he says "sprinkle from a height" take a drink.
- If he uses lemon, chili and olive oil together, take a drink.
- If he uses one of those British words that sound made up, like wodge or whack, take a drink.
- If he takes a few bits of something that is in the dish and garnishes with it "to tell the story", take a drink.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
The Poisoner's Handbook: Murder and the Birth of Forensic Medicine in Jazz Age New York by Deborah Blum
Friday, March 18, 2011
So far I have time travelled, killed myself, and destroyed alternate universes many times over. I once very nearly met myself in the past. Occassionally I catch tantalizing glimpses of other possibilities as I flip pages. I could be chased by an axe-wielding ice cream man! Or beat my past self up! Or maybe that's my past self beating me up. Either way, I am currently stuck in an endless loop and can't move on to other endings. I really need to find that secret code so I don't destroy the world. Again. Technically, I haven't finished the book yet, but since there are 3,856 story possibilities, that probably won't happen any time soon.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Once upon a time the two of us worked at the same library. We spent a lot of time talking about books, but then we once took six books on a three day road trip. We are that sort of people. Now that HollyMay has abandoned civilized BC for the wilds of Baltimore, getting together for caffeine and book talk is impossible. This blog is our attempt to keep in touch and make sure we don't miss out on any really good books. Because the only thing better than finishing a good book is being able to share it with someone.